I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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