this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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