I want to stick my p in your. b.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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