the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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