Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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