READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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