"it" just moved
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
