i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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