love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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