Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So much rum. So many feels.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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