I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You made out with two different species that night
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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