i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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