what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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