So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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