There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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