the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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