giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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