you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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