I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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