just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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