your room smells of hookers.
And success
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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