So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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