So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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