she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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