I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
