And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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