she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So squirting runs in the family.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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