I think my fart just growled at me.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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