Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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