all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Duck Duck Cougar?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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