I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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