What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
