i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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