would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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