she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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