He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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