I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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