This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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