I want to stick my p in your. b.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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