weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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