It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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