we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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