it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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