I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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