they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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