hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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