yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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