so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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