i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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