So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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