I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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