i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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