Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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