Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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